Happy Birthday Brad Amp Katie

A weekend in one of these spas Zen with Angelina, perhaps? When the only sounds you hear are trickling water and people say Ohm. What? Facebook your feed forgot to mention that today is both Brad Pitt and Katie Holme birthdays? Blasphemy! Fortunately for you, you remember Blabber! Yes, Brad turns 45 today (damn, look good) while Kate hits the big 3 -0! So what should we gift them? Perhaps some extensions for Katie, so you can go to look her age? Or a massage, maybe? Why that girl back must be his killing by Suri schlepping around NYC every day. Or maybe a new electric razor because, well, you know. As for Brad, the man who has everything, I think it would need some peace and quiet with all the kids running around.